Saturday, 21 June 2014

Sunny winter day in Melbs - bands and AFL - Elsternwick!

Great day to be outside!!
Elsternwick Community cup today!
AFL game between band members and DJs.
Also live music!

http://www.meetup.com/Melbourne-City-Adventures/events/189551302/

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Go to jail!

The old Melbourne Gaol (jail) is now taking writers.
It's a place to work right in the CBD.
Yes, you have to pay, and not in the way of you doing the crime and paying the fine. Instead, it will be your office!

"The National Trust Cells for Writers is a way of inspiring and engaging with the Victorian writing community through our rich built, natural and cultural heritage. The project will contribute to the vibrant artistic community of Melbourne by offering spaces to writers in which to work uninterrupted on their manuscripts. Writers will be housed in a cell with just a chair, table and their imagination. - See more at: http://writersvictoria.org.au/help-for-writers/writers-studios/cells-for-writers/about-cells-for-writers#sthash.CpVTFGa9.dpuf"

More info here: http://writersvictoria.org.au/help-for-writers/writers-studios/cells-for-writers/about-cells-for-writers

Friday, 16 May 2014

How to fix India

It seems that with that many people and that much land and that much money, India should be able to turn the country around and give the people a better way of life. I did a search online and found a few things that made sense and could actually work, if people could be convinced that morals are important to them as money
.
The following excerpt is what made the most sense. And it is a great idea for all countries!

"When Turkey's Recep Tayyip Erdogan of the AK Party came to power, the country was ruled by military elites, and regular people had to lump it. But Erdogan decided to change the country's political and economic future by changing the mindset of its leaders.

On assuming power, Erdogan moved into a two-storey house in downtown Ankara and ruled that all ministers and members of Parliament ought to live in their own homes. In a speech delivered at the Turkish Parliament he argued, “If you want to be representatives of people, you must live and work with your people.” He then proceeded to take away other privileges they enjoyed.

He followed it up by calling in people from the construction business and asking them to reduce invoices he reckoned were inflated or face being blacklisted for all government projects. He also made it clear that any compromise on quality, durability or deadlines in building roads, dams or other projects with public money would attract severe penalties.

He then moved to provide special grants to the poorest and incentives to small businesses in an attempt to provide a fillip to the rural economy. He issued orders that his government focus on education in the most backward provinces of Turkey. Five years was all it took to effect a transformation.
by Jason Overdorf"

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Alternative to RACV Roadside Assist

Sometimes I write, but it isn't about writing. This is one of those times.

RACV have been there when I needed help with my car quite a few times, however they are not the best when explaining details. I wrote them and told them of my issue with a particular roadsaide assist which cost me $150 tow-time, but they didn't seem to concerned about it, or that I felt duped. At any rate, I have removed myself from their insurance scheme and will be removing myself from the roadside assist program shortly as well.

The best ones (and cheaper options) are these (Australia Wide!):

http://www.aac.com.au/Member-Benefits.php
Seems very good, but you can only cover a fairly new car.

https://www.roadsideassistance-1.com.au/?page_id=244
Seems best for me right now due to my car being a 1998 model. Heaps cheaper than RACV as well. Under $60.

Bye bye RACV, thanks for the memories, but I wouldn't have gone looking elsewhere if you hadn't done the following:

(If you don't want to read the whole thing, it is basically me requesting a partial refund because I was not aware how far from home I was and so did not expect a $150 bill. I did not realise I needed to pay the money immediately upon arrival at the destination, if I had I would have had the driver stop at an ATM. And I did not realise that there would be a surcharge for paying by card over the phone. If this had all been explained to me and they gave me an estimate on cost of the tow, then I would have made other arrangements. They did not see it my way and instead said: We understand what you are saying, and we'll look into it, but bad luck there chum!)

Recently I was in need of emergency roadside assistance (Friday 18th April). In this case my car could not be fixed on the side of the road, so needed towing. My car was parked near the corner of Keilor road, where it turns onto another road, also called Keilor Road (same road, just not a straight through road) in Niddrie. From here there are a few routes that may be taken and differ slightly in distance. I assumed I would be taken along the shortest route, considering the distance and the amount I would have to pay once I traveled past the 20km free limit. The difference may have been only around 5kms, but it makes a lot of difference to a low income earner. Could you please review the route taken by the driver (or the distance as it was logged by the driver), and consider a refund of the difference if you have also found the kms excessive. Thank you.

In addition, some advice for the future, if you enjoy customer satisfaction: I was not sure how far I was from home, although knew it was over 20kms. My guess was 35kms, and I had guessed how much it would cost in that case. So when I arrived at my home and had to pay $150, I was very surprised. I was not expecting such a large amount. I believe that an estimate should have been given by the driver or RACV representative on the phone, this would then helped me avoid “bill shock”. Even if the driver or RACV representative made an estimate, then added 10% as a buffer, this would have prepared me for the possible cost I would have had to pay.

Further, the fact that I had to pay on the spot was not told to me until I was at home. And I certainly did not have that amount of money on me. If I had have known that I had to pay upon reaching the destination, I would have asked the driver to stop on the way so I could withdraw money. Instead, I paid by credit card and was slugged with a $5 fee. Talk about kicking me while I was down. That’s how it felt at the time - especially after going through the ordeal of my car breaking down etc.
This sort of information should be relayed to the customer so that they can make an informed decision (this is regardless  of whether it is in the “fine print” of the RACV conditions. Although, as I mentioned, this is only if customer satisfaction is important to RACV).

A nicer option would be that a bill is sent to the customer within the next week, and is able to be paid the same as other RACV bills.

Thank you for taking the time to consider my requests and feedback. Please keep me updated on the development of your findings.

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Writer meet in Melbourne Tuesday night!!

Tuesday the 29th from 6pm at the Wharf Hotel (also every fortnight therefore after):
Maria has just self published her book, 
"Everyday Stories from Ten Remarkable Women"
Maria will be here tonight to talk to us about her book and the process she has gone through to get it to the public.  An important night for those of you who also wish to self publish one day!
We have a Meetup sign on the table to find us. Also you can ask at the bar for the Writers Group. Or I can give you my mobile number if you prefer. 
From 7pm-7.30pm you can read out or show off your work to the rest of the group (for up to 5 minutes). You can ask for feedback - others may freely give it. Please leave a note in the comments below if you wish to read out or show off your work. Also, remind your event host on the night. Thanks
Come on out and meet some like-minded folks who enjoy writing and other entertainment and creative outlets. We'll hang around until at least 8.30pm, but often later. 
Wharf Hotel membership for cheaper drinks and special deals: 
http://www.myguestlist.com.au/mgl/showForm.php?id=515af90ea60e7

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Writers group Melbourne

For anyone in the Melbourne area who writes, reads, or wants to write or read more, or even just likes to be around creative people, come along to the Wharf Hotel in Melbourne at 6pm on Tuesday the 15th of April: http://www.wharfhotel.com.au/
Here is the link to RSVP: http://www.meetup.com/The-Melbourne-Writers-Meetup-Group/

There will be chatting, drinks, $15 steaks if you're a meat eater, and people reading out their work.
Noel Anderson, director, writer, actor, will be reading out some of his work from an upcoming performance, which is a Audrey Hepburn musical.

We meet every second Tuesday and once a month on the weekend. So come and say hi! We're a friendly bunch of people happy to talk to new people.

See you there!

Mat Clarke
http://matclarkeauthor.wix.com/novelist

Thursday, 20 March 2014

AUDREY HEPBURN AND I CONSIDER OUR ASSETS

A MUSICAL ABOUT FAMILY, THERAPY, HOLLYWOOD & FALLING OUT OF LOVE
Book by Gaylene Cabris, Noel Anderson & Cerise de Gelder
Music & Lyrics by Geoff Main

Description
AUDREY HEPBURN AND I CONSIDER OUR ASSETS

SYNOPSIS
Audrey Hepburn and I Consider Our Assets is a musical about Liz O’Sullivan, a struggling thirties something suburban girl growing up in Melbourne in the late 1960’s and 70’s. Liz has been brought up by her adoring parents as if she’s the star in a Hollywood movie from the Golden Age. Surrounded by the voices in her head and inner turmoil, Liz cracks under the pressure of the endless chatter telling her who she is and what she should be. Her movie-mad parents, aunts and uncles, offering only visions of life that come straight from the silver screen. Lonely and scared, Liz jumps on board a merry-go-round of part-lovers trying to find a real man but instead finds Len, a simple man, who wants nothing more than marriage, children and a wife. What should she do? Is marriage really the answer? Maybe therapy will help her get away from all the responsibilities of her life? So with the help of Rod, her overbearing good looking therapist, Liz must drive out the voices and ‘do the seeing’.

Audrey Hepburn and I Consider Our Assets is a funny, lyrical and moving musical about family, the importance of idols, and the value we place on appearances. And, how sometimes delving beneath the surface can unearth an unexpected guardian angel.

Audrey Hepburn and I Consider Our Assets is a funny and probing exploration of one woman’s journey to selfhood and self-acceptance.

Reviews based on the original play
“Like Dorothy Hewitt’s ‘The Chapel Perilous,’ Audrey and I explores a broad canvas in a way that is not didactic but funny, accessible and very real”
– Sue Ingleton (actor/playwright/director)

“Gaylene’s work is so beautiful, so honest – and so brave.”
– Kerry Armstrong (acclaimed Australian actress)

“This play would make a great musical”
• Wolf Heidecker (award-winning director and producer)

“I loved this play – it’s very, very funny, very clever, and well-written. Entertaining, delightful”
• Linda Gibson (comedian)

Biography
GAYELENE CARBIS (Writer) is an award-winning playwright, poet, fiction and non-fiction writer whose work has been performed and produced in Australia and overseas, including Athens, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Ireland, Oxford and New York. After touring Regional Victoria in 2011, Gayelene's play This Is What Happened toured Asia in 2012, including George Town Festival in Penang. Gayelene is dramaturg/script consultant on the opera libretto Confined (by performer Tammy Brennan) which has had showings at the Arulean Theatre (Alice Springs), Legs on the Wall (Sydney); and will be performed in India in 2013. In 2012, Gaylene was awarded a scholarship for a five-week Residency at Banff in Canada and read her poetry in Canada and New York. In 2011, Gayelene was selected for the Librettists Workshop with Chamber Made Opera. Gayelene's plays include: Crossing The Bridge (La Mama), Women Men Nazis and Trucks (La Mama), Disconnected (Fitzroy Gallery, Edinburgh Festival), Ode To Death (La Mama), Going Out Tonight (Butterfly Club, Wesley Anne), and Cunversations (Theatreworks). Acclaimed actress Kerry Armstrong has expressed interest in performing Gayelene's work in a one-woman show. Gayelene is currently writing a new one-woman show for Clara Pagone. Gayelene's play for her Masters in Creative Writing (Melbourne University) achieved First Class Honours and she has now applied to do the VCA Masters in Writing for Performance in 2013.

NOEL ANDERSON (Co-Writer & Director) completed NIDA’s Playwright Studio 1996 and also trained at Stella Adler Studio (New York), The Gate Theatre (London), Independent Theatre (Sydney) and Brisbane Academy of Music. He has worked as an actor, director, writer throughout Australia, his written work includes: Germ Warfare, Circles and The Carer which played at Sydney’s Belvoir Street theatre. Noel's strictly adult play, Sammy & Dave, which he also directed, played to packed houses at the Stables Theatre (Sydney), and ran for 3 months. In 2001-2002, Noel’s children’s play Kylie Kastle Throws a Party was performed in hundreds of schools across the country by Troubadour Theatre Co. As director & dramaturg, Noel worked on Kingdom - an Australian musical based on the King Arthur Legend and also The Other Half, a TV pilot for Beyond Films. Noel assistant directed on the first ever Aboriginal sitcom produced on SBS TV called The Masters, and counts Sylvia Plath’s play Letter’s Home at Belvoir Street Theatre among his best directing work. In 2004 -2006, Noel worked on a feature film script, Adult Services and a new play, Moonshot, about the American Lunar landing. But, needing adventure, he packed up and moved to Melbourne where he directed Dark Angels with Pop Diva Katie Underwood (Bardot). In 2008, Noel’s short play "Pulling Out" won Midsumma’s Pink Shorts Festival and Noel's production The Water Sellers at Dante's was awarded Best Director by the Monash Theatre Festival. In 2013, Noel's written work was performed in the show Love Letters at the Melbourne Arts Centre and his play Andy Warhol's Fifteen Minutes of Fame played to full houses at La Mama, Courthouse. Other directing work includes: Oliver (The Gold Coast Performing Arts Centre), Friday Night in Town, A Fitzroy Romance, Blowing Whistles, Australia Dot Com (Melbourne Comedy Festival) and Especes Menacees (performed in French) for the Melbourne French Theatre Company. Festival credits include : The Sydney Gay Mardi Gras, The Sydney Olympic Arts Festival, The Sydney Film Festival, and The Sydney 2000 Olympic Games.

CERISE DE GELDER (Co-Writer) has had plays performed around Australia, in the USA, New Zealand, Canada, India, Malaysia, Dubai and the UK, on stage, film and radio. Since 2004 she has been a regular participant in Melbourne Writers’ Theatre seasons, Williamstown Little Theatre Play Six, Walking Into Bars productions, Baggage Productions Madwomen Monologues, the Adelaide Fringe Festival, Flinders University Drama Department productions, and Short and Sweet festivals around the world in both theatre and cabaret. Her plays have been performed by local theatre companies all around the country, and have won several national playwriting awards, including Noosa Arts Theatre One-Act Playwriting Competition (Man Of Snow), the Dogwood Playwright Initiative Radio Play Competition (Squeaking In Tums) and Kew Court House Arts Association National Playwriting Competition (Snap). In both 2007 and 2008 she was named Writer Of The Year at Walking Into Bars’ Crash Test Drama. Full-length productions have included A Narrow Time For Angels (two week season at The Storeroom), Searching For Comets and A Narrow Time For Angels, The Musical (Wishing Well Productions, Midsumma Festivals), The Umbrella Plays and Just Douglas (Accidental Productions, Adelaide Fringe Festivals), and a MWT season at La Mama First George and Then Sally and The Cherry Umbrella. Her next production is Beyond Sky There Be Dragons (Melbourne Fringe Festival) and she is currently collaborating on three new musicals.

GEOFF MAIN (Composer/Lyricist) - Geoff's writing career started in his mid 20’s when he wrote a one act musical for a Melbourne local theatre company. Shortly after he moved to Toronto, Canada where he became a radio producer/director for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) creating national and provincial programs. His most well known work was Radio Noon and Sunday AM. After more than two years with the CBC, Geoff joined the Victoria Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent, England as a stage manager. Here he worked with their resident playwright , Christopher Bond, who was currently acting in his play “Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.” Chris’s play was later adapted by Stephen Sondheim into the well known musical. In 2003, with Renn Barker, he created and developed the musical play “Face A New World”, writing the 17 songs in an integrated style. A CD was produced with arrangements by John Grant .