Thursday, 31 January 2013

Trying to sell a service or product?

If you have a service or product you want to sell please contact me through here or meetup.com
We have over 700 members in our group and all can see what sponsorships are available - including yours when you sign up! And it only costs $$6 a month via PayPal to join ($5 if you pay cash)

This is also a public group and comes up in searches online through all popular engines.

Maybe you run a business from home, maybe you're an actor trying to establish yourself, maybe you have a book/script/short film/cleaning business/mowing business/etc. All can be advertised on our site.

With every month that you renew (as well as when you sign up) we will also post to our blog on Wordpress to really get your name out there.

Contact Mat Clarke via this blog or:
http://www.meetup.com/The-Melbourne-Writers-Meetup-Group/
or:
matclarke@gmail.com

Thanks

Friday, 25 January 2013

Australia Day: No more UnAustralian phrases

Now that Aussie Day is almost here, the phrase,
"You're unaustralian because blah blah..."
is being thrown around by media and politicians again. That term is just people being nasty and I reckon using it is just them being unaustralian.
So on Saturday, everyone is being "Australian" no matter what they do and no matter what country they may have originated from. We don't need people telling us what's unaustralian, we know who we are, we know where we're from. 

You may not eat lamb, you may not have a snag from the barbie, you may not say mate, but I bet if you live in Australia then you call yourself Australian. There's no such thing as unaustralian. It's just hype from the media. And also politicians trying to 'steal' your vote by making you hate others. How unaustralian is that!

Share this around and let the good times role :-D

Cheers, Mat.

P.S. The use of the word 'unaustralian' in this post is just me doing the tongue in cheek thing. I do realise I'm condemning the phrase 'unaustralian' and then go ahead and use it in my post.

Sunday, 20 January 2013

Don't Panic They're Just Hemorrhoids - Cure hemorrhoids now!

Need Hemorrhoid help?

Stop hemorrhoids in their tracks and never get them again.
Also, how to never get hemorrhoids in the first place!


It’s a scary world where your bottom can bleed, itch and burn like it’s on fire. Especially when it’s accompanied by a part of your body swelling up and poking out.
Why is it happening to me?
How is it happening?
Did I do something wrong?
I don’t know what’s going on and I don’t know what to do about it!

Never fear, I have researched this ailment extensively so that I can inform you on what exactly is going on down there, and give you the knowledge you need to make an educated decision on what you should do about it straight away. You’ll also discover that having inflamed hemorrhoids is not the end of the world. In fact you’ll live a completely regular life. You just need to know what to do.

Oh, and another thing, yes the swelling will go down and the pain will go away.
Feel better?
Good.

You will have some solid work ahead of you to do your part in helping this process along.
There’s no miracle fix. Just some mild regular maintenance to keep your body running the way nature intended.

If you're interested, but  don't want to spend loads of money on a supposed MIRACLE CURE book or expensive pills or strange remedies, then you can buy my very cheap book. Just click on the link below:

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Also, other books by Mat Clarke:
Links for 31 Odd Short Stories:
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00E5I9W02
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Get better soon!
Mat.

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Acknowledgements

A big thank you to the people who helped with the editing of this book and for adding their insights.
My brother, Shaun, and his wife, Melissa, for providing their valued feedback.
Jason Hargenrader, for checking content before sale to make sure all writings are accurate and not misunderstood.
Brad Corbett, the health and fitness expert who has kindly agreed to add his thoughts upon reading, Don’t Panic They’re Just Hemorrhoids.

“A great little book with straight forward information and helpful tips on what to do about a sometimes embarrassing condition.”

Brad Corbett
Osteopath, Sydney, Australia
bodiesinbalance.com.au

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Get Rid of Hemorrhoids

What are hemorrhoids?

External hemorrhoids already exist in every person inside the anus. They're not newly grown. And they're not being a pain in the butt for no reason. They're actually the little veiny cushions in your bottom that help poo move along and out.

Internal hemorrhoids are further inside and are prone to swelling if you strain on the toilet.
These are also veins.

If you have blood in your poo or your bottom itches or burns. Then you may have inflamed hemorrhoids.

Diet and exercise is the main cure. Also, avoid rubbing harsh toilet paper on your bottom. Lastly, place an ice cube wrapped in underwear on the swollen area.

If you need more information than this, then I suggest you buy my new booklet:


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3D printing - an actual object in your hands with moving parts


Did anyone else already know about 3D printing? I must be way behind. I only found out today you can buy a home printer from $1,000. You can make your own vinyl records (not sure if they're actually vinyl though). You print from a 3D file on your computer. Or backwards engineer from a laser scan of an already existing object. Good bye, buying from China. Hello, make it yourself!

From News.com:
"3D printing really took off in 2012. For the uninitiated, you can print sunglass frames, machinery, shoes, headphones and even fabrics—almost anything is on the cards and is limited only by the size of the printer, the quality of the digital model, the type and quality of the printing compound and, of course, imagination"

Thursday, 3 January 2013

Tunnel-Bridge across lower Port Phillip, Melbourne


What is a Tunnel-Bridge?

I’ve seen bridge-tunnels that run across the water and then dip down below a channel crossing to allow ships to pass, but I’ve never heard of a Tunnel-Bridge. It’s the other way around, right?
And is that a good enough reason to start building one?
No? Well, hmm, okay, how can I talk you into it... What if the reason was to conserve the areas around beaches, homes and national parks. Interested yet?

Yes or no, I’m still going to explain the premise and then where one needs to go.

For decades there has been talk of building a bridge to connect east and west Melbourne down Portsea and Queenscliff way. Maybe they will one day, or maybe they’ll build a tunnel.
But tunnels are boring, more expensive, won’t show off a brilliant new icon of Melbourne (like the Golden Gate Bridge), and can’t carry as much traffic as a long bridge.
Yes, I hear you say, but putting in a bridge means we have to build on-ramps and-off ramps and dredge up the earth across our beach. Not to mention there is no road which leads to the water’s edge that can sustain that much traffic!
Well, if the penny has dropped yet, you’ll see that the Tunnel-Bridge is the perfect option.
At present there are already plans to run the freeway (motorway) from the Mornington Peninsula Freeway to Melbourne Road. Then widen Melbourne Road all the way to Portsea. Once that is done, the work on the Tunnel-Bridge can begin.

A possibly likely beginning point would be at the intersection of Hotham Road in Portsea, just before the Golf Course. Here, once the tunnel is built, we travel under the earth and under the golf course until we’re then traveling under water.
Suddenly your car bursts out of the ocean on a road approximately 500 metres from shore and climbs into the air that will be Melbourne’s new iconic bridge.
It veers west and follows the route the ferry takes.
(The ferry will then be a good way tourists can see the bridge from another side).
As the car on the bridge closes on the shipping channel they rise further into the air until towering over everything. Then finally as the west coast comes into view it descends to join - not the shore of Queenscliff, but instead Point Lonsdale and the Bellarine Highway.

Now traffic between these areas will swell, not just because of the people wanting to see the bridge, and not just because there’s now easy access to Geelong, but because the city of Geelong will now want to share in that side of the coast. Housing will suddenly boom over the west and the two sides will be linked and population and traffic will be explosive.

Hang on, that much traffic travelling through! The roads won’t be able to support it. Sure, the new bridge and tunnel will be able to if the engineers allowed for the right amount of cars not just for today, but 20 years into the future, but the surrounding roads will boil and pop.
Hmm, so what do we do when there are so many cars on the roads that pollution, road rage, and traffic jams become a problem. Well, we put in train lines. Something the Victorian Government is loath to do.
Crazy that they don’t.
My thought is that whenever a bridge, tunnel, freeway, or tollway is built, then a trainline should be built alongside. Or over, or in between, or somewhere. You can’t just keep building more roads everywhere, you need to introduce more trains.
The artery of the commuter and the tourist.

All existing freeways should also have a train line built alongside it.

Frankston and Geelong should then be linked with a train line. If the government doesn’t do it then it will be at their own peril.
Instead of taking money from people because they use a necessity, which is electricity, politicians should use the grey matter in their head and develop new ideas that reduce pollution without robbing people blind. Yes, that’s right, trains. Trains move many people from one place to the next and do it well. Suddenly because the government has built more trainlines they don’t need to spend millions on other ways to reduce pollution. You’ve already got the basis there. You don’t need an invention. The technology has been around for ages. Put down train lines!

So there you have it, a good reason to build a magnificent bridge for all Australian people to admire. And a side note was that the public need more trainlines. Not just for travel sake, but to also reduce pollution and congestion on the roads.