Wednesday 11 November 2015

Find the clown and the money

Your mission is to find the clown’s hideout and recover the stolen money.
This is a show run by TheatreStreet Melbourne. The small cost of $60 covers the actors, a little snack, and a beverage.
Runs for just over 2 hours.
This is a bonding adventure. You'll get to know your small group very well after this. Great for tourists if you want to get to know Melbourne and have a drink afterwards with the people you've been walking and puzzling with for 2 hours.
Would be a good Christmas Party too. Or a Team Building thing.
The About Us:
"We run interactive theatre shows around Melbourne CBD and in cafes and bars.
This is a show that takes you on a journey where you follow clues and solve puzzles while seeing a few of the somewhat unknown streets around Melbourne City.
We are a very new company using different ideas and concepts from many other kinds of shows, games, treasure hunts, races, and cosplay events around the world.
When you join the show you will be engulfed into an experience where you are Melbourne's attraction and you are part of the game that gets you to the completion and the grand finale of the show."

Still no acceptance letter from a Literary Agent

It's been a long road writing novels, editing, then trying to get the attention of literary agents. It does make me wonder if my work just isn't good enough.

People have read my work. Some like it, some don't. But that's the way writing works, it's a piece of art that some will admire, and some will say is rubbish.

There's lots of authors out there. A few I like, many I do not. I bet you feel the same way about the books you've read?

Looks like I better follow up on those agents and see if I can't get them to get back to me with at least a yes or no.

Thursday 29 October 2015

The Bad Money

A show written by
Mat Clarke

20% off code word: bigsmiles
• Question: What kind of show are you looking for?
• Answer: Something different. Something where I’m not just sitting around wondering when the show will end.
• Question: What do you like about going to the cinemas?
• Answer: I get food and drink while I’m being entertained.
• Question: What would make a show better than just being there and watching?
• Answer: Being involved in the show. Working out clues and puzzles to move further into the game.
• Question: No, what would make this show even better???
• Answer: If everyone was dressed up in the show, if there was a mystery to solve, if I got a drink during the show, if there was cake, if there was a mute clown, a weird reference to my childhood, and definitely a guy in a bow tie, oh and give me a finale that I will remember forever. And I want someone to serve us drinks, too.
And so it will be done.
Join us for “THE BAD MONEY”, it’s fun on a different playing field.
This show runs on the streets of Melbourne and within cafes and bars with their consent. 
The start location of the show will be emailed to you the day before your show date.

melbourneoutabout.com

Tuesday 22 September 2015

Wednesday 9 September 2015

Mat wrote a show - TheatreStreet

If you're free Saturday and enjoy seeing live shows that have something incredibly new in mind, you'll want to come along to TheatreStreet.

Click on the link above to find out more!

If you want a 10% discount (who wouldn't!), then type in dayout when you buy your ticket.

What happens on TheatreStreet. You'll turn up at an undisclosed place in the centre of Melbourne city - undisclosed until the day before when you'll get an email with details - and the show will begin shortly afterwards.

You'll laugh, you'll explore Melbourne, and you'll discover the secret that is TheatreStreet.

See you there!

Wednesday 26 August 2015

I've written a show for Melbourne

"Be entertained. Laugh. Walk Melbourne’s amazing streets and see so much stuff while sorting through the clues set out for you so you can discover the secret behind the mystery."

So, I wrote something that is very different from my usual novels and short stories, and also very different for theatre and tourism in Australia.

If you're thinking of coming to Melbourne, or already live in Melbourne, come and be entertained while you see some of Melbourne's streets, shops, and bars, you may not have experienced before.

melbourneoutabout.com


Are you an actor or funny person?
Then you may want to audition for the show!
Email Mat Clarke at: theatrestreet.m@gmail.com to find out all the details. Will be casting over the next 2-3 weeks. Shows will be around midday for 4 hoursish on Saturdays fortnightly, starting early October.

Monday 27 July 2015

Writing in New York City

This mornings writing spot. I'll never get used to the amount of squirrels in New York!

Although, beware, sometimes you think you see one but it's a rat. On the upside, they seem just as friendly as the squirrels. 

At Madsion Square Gardens



Monday 13 July 2015

So you think you're a writer

It's like the old saying: Sixteen and never been kissed. In this case it's writing but never been published. Sure, we may have had something small published here or there. And maybe even a few dollars came our way, but essentially our work is still not on he shelves via a traditional publisher with the potential of making a real living as an author.
What do we do about it?
Some of us shrug and decide it is the way it will always be. Some will self publish via ebook or print on demand. Both of these unfortunately will almost always never make you money. They're sometimes costly, and often no better than advertising that only your friends and family will ever see, as well as the odd enthusiast, and the people who wait for books to be for free when you are promoting.
Others that want to get into the industry will go to writing conferences. And although that is great, and good for getting to know other writers, as well as authors that either have made it or are trying to make it, it still probably won't get you over the line to becoming a published author. In my hometown, Australia, Melbourne, this is especially the case.
What else to do?
There are other options. And they involve writing conferences - but only the ones that allow you the chance to pitch your work to multiple agents/editors/publishers. That's what you want. That's what you need. That's really your only way in. Anything else and it's like trying to grab warm air with your hands from the heater and put it into your pockets for later (or cool air if you're in summer somewhere like me).
At these conferences there will be many authors and other writerly people that are giving talks, and you will dutifully listen and possibly write some of it down to apply to your work later once your mind returns to normal following the mass of information glogging up your head. And all this is great, but the real part starts on the following day when you are able to pitch your work to the agents/editors/publishers. This is where it will be decided if you at least have a concept they might be interested in. That's right, might, is the operative word. Just because they listen to your pitch, ask a few questions, and then find out there could be a story there they potentially might be interested in, it does not mean they WILL like it. In fact, once they have read the first sentence, or if you're really lucky; the first page, they will probably decide they do not like the way you write, or maybe your story, or something else turned them off. It needs to tick many many boxes before they say YES. Regardless, it's still the best chance you have!
I attended Thriller Fest last week and luckily had six agents and two publisher/editor people ask me to send them my manuscript. It was a great day full of great people. Made some new friends, although most will only be online friends because I live in Melbourne and they live in and around the US. I also got some good information from the people attending and talking, and realised a few things about my own writing, writing style, and my pitch.
That's another thing, usually at the good conferences they will teach you how and what to pitch, as well allow you to practice on someone with experience.
At the end of July 2015, I will be attending Writers Digest. It's very similar to Thriller Fest, with even some of the agents that will attend both. I'll meet more good people and hopefully have more agents that will say yes.
Lastly, I will leave you with my one pager, which was also basically my pitch with some adlibbing (improvisation).
Before I do, why did I choose the title?
Well, when I was in the US last time I met with an established author, who was introduced to me by a friend. He was drunk and obnoxious, so yeah, good times. His first words were: "So you want to be a writer?"
I think if you write, you are a writer. Whether it be for fun, for blogging, or to make money. Being a published writer, is another thing again.
For the next ten minutes he was condescending and rude. His first name was Brad, but that's not much to go on. Regardless, what I would like to ask of every one of you who eventually become published, please treat the up-and-coming writers with just a little respect and remember what it was like for you when you were still trying to make it.
Here's my one pager. Hopefully it will help some of you:
Author: Mat Clarke
Title: Mad Gun
Genre: Psychological Thriller.
Thumbnail: An unstable professional killer begins seeing things that aren’t there and develops problems with wet-work, and the law.
Synopsis: The US Federal Government has stopped training new agents. They instead lease them from a central company and insert them into each agency and into specific roles depending on their training. During a botched mission, Tingrin, watches on as his team is killed. He blames himself, and his superior (Julie) also blames him. Tingrin drinks to forget and creates a fantasy world in his mind where his colleagues, who were also his friends, are safe. Julie has not forgotten, and so when Tingrin is finally let go from the agency, she is free to hunt him down and take her revenge. By this stage Tingrin has created a second imaginary world so that he can punish himself further. He has taken on a kill for money persona, despising himself each time he murders for money. As his unstable mind begins to unravel, and Julie attacks him, what is real and imagined collide.
About the Author: Mat has completed two other separate novels, one of which is also being currently pitched. A selection of short stories, and non-fiction are currently online. Selected editing was undertaken by Suraya Dewing, of, The Story Mint. His short story work has been published with The Story Mint and the Melbourne Writers’ Group Anthologies. He runs a writing group in Melbourne where they meet and talk writing, as well as write and read out their work. His trade was pre-press with printing companies for 20 years within a desktop publishing role.
Contact Information:
etc.....

Wednesday 8 July 2015

Thriller Fest 2015 New York City

With so many things going on during this festival, it's hard to decide who to listen to. 

At the first event by Daniel Palmer, was the A-Z of writing thrillers. It was a great talk with some solid information. Much of what writers have heard before, and not the way I write. However, the clarity he delivered the information right from the start was amazing. 

Basically, he wanted you to make sure you were clear on your theme, your what if, your what (he called it the "rhino" Google that and the author's name for more info, who your main protagonist actually is, and then your uhuh moment. 

Second event I listened to Michael E Rose to talk about Interpol. Some great into on how it all works there. One main fact is: Interpol do not have guns, do not make arrests, and pretty much just deal in information from their offices.

Third one I won't mention, because I'm not listening because I don't think I'm interested. 
I think I might go track down another event...

Monday 29 June 2015

100 short fiction tales in 100 days. 077

The window mirrored his sour expression with glints of the outside world filling in his cheeks and forehead.
The sun cleared the clouds and his reflection disappeared completely. A dog sniffed at his trash cans out front. A girl no more than ten crushed ants with her finger. A woman yelled at a boy faking his crying.
He was unsure why he had picked this day. He had not been outside for three months. The world did not need him.
He took off his clothes, then lit the paper and kindling in his fireplace. The scraps of clothing he had warn did not need any coaxing to burn to nothing.
He started up the program on his laptop and activated the small wormhole. The hairs stood up on his arms. 
He scanned his naked body and marked the results as test subject-32. It would work better this time.
He turned on the external diesel generator. The wormhole grew to the size of a man.
He hit, Enter.
Within the wormhole, elements are more readily accessible and pliable. It would work.
Crying came from hole. Then a voice. "Hello? Did it... am I me?"
An exact replica of himself walked from the wormhole.
"It worked," the created human said. 
"It did." The original smiled.
At the same time the two of them said, "Let's make more."

Thursday 18 June 2015

100 short fiction tales in 100 days. 069

Two old lions roared at the world, their teeth sharp and pointed. The world - an open plains in the lower green parts of Africa, cried its silence in return. 
They sniffed the air, scratched their fur, and pawed the dirt below them. The world took no notice.
A second passed by the world, and in this time dinosaurs lived and died, mammals came and went, the land changed and continents drifted into each other.
Another second passed by the world, and a new creature stood alongside another. They called out to the world. They stood on their five hind legs and lowered their snake like heads, they ate the bugs in the white dirt and licked their hairless arms. 
Again the world took no notice. 

Tuesday 9 June 2015

100 short fiction tales in 100 days. 063

The strange planet far away where beings landed and intended to stay. They built a new home on an island, their technology beyond many and even their origins.
Shifts in the land made the aliens new home become a grave below the tides, their final resting place.
Now new humans roam the entire earth, but were they always here or did another planet origin their birth?

Friday 5 June 2015

100 short fiction tales in 100 days. 060

There once was a man in line to get on a bus, he stayed on his phone while being a fuss. He walked in zig zag, asked stupid questions, and held up the rest of us. 

Tuesday 5 May 2015

Writers in New York City

I'll be in NYC and attending Thriller Fest from July 8th to July 9th 2015. Then Writers Digest Conference from July 31st to August 2nd.
If you would like to meet up at any time and discuss, help each other with pitching to publishers, or anything else, then post here :)
Let's meet and share experiences and knowledge!

Thursday 23 April 2015

Monday 13 April 2015

Three Books for Free!

There are a few books I would like to promote, and to this I am giving them all away for free. But only until the end of May 2015!

Nine 'Til 9 Short stories: Code to get it for free: AF52A
A collection of nine stories revolving around the thriller genre. Action, suspense, mystery, horror, adventure, and much more.

Writing Games, Writing Tips, Writing Exercises: Code to get it for free: SB96V
How could a jumble of words with a little punctuation become something that’s interesting to read? Is it a gift from the gods? Something only the highly educated can produce? Or maybe anyone can do it? If you want to know if YOU can achieve your writing goals, then why not have a play around with some words and sentences using my writing games.

Don't Panic They're Just Hemorrhoids: Code to get it for free: LE55V
A booklet on stopping hemorrhoids in their tracks & how to never get them again. Also, how to never get hemorrhoids in the first place! Easy to follow information on the different kinds of hemorrhoids, symptoms and what exactly is happening to your body. Once you've read this booklet you'll be thoroughly informed and ready to act on this advice and rid yourself of hemorrhoids for good.


Any problems, let me know.
Enjoy!
Mat Clarke
matclarkeauthor.wix.com/novelist

Wednesday 18 March 2015

A friendly dating event in Melbourne

Letting people know about this for a friend.

http://www.meetup.com/Melbourne-Friendly-Dating/

She's managed to get over 100 people so far, which is great :)

Please let others know about it as well so there is a good diversity of people going along. Should be a great day.

Wednesday 7 January 2015

From concept, to writing, to short film

Why create a short film?

The idea began first as an idea to write a story and then allow people to watch it as it is written. Therefore giving people the chance to see how a written piece takes place, warts and all. There were  many errors and changes! So many edits to make it the story it is today.

I also asked people online to throw some objects and scenarios at me, which I would then have to include. Here they are:

Geoff Stuart: A pair of sunglasses

Grant McDonald: safety matches!

Lore Burns: A coconut, but not just any coconut. It has a small crack running through its skin, it has a burning ambition to be a ballet dancer and its name is Colin. You asked for it

Cynthia: Soon Parma

Narelle Campion: Sunset at a train station with a letter in your hand

I included everything although with one or two slight alterations. Have a listen and see if you can spot each one ;)


Watch it being written here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxmu_ooyrpw

Completed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W75zUM1qTu0

The abstract short film that was created for it here: http://youtu.be/4WRCPyUPTjo

Or if for some reason the links do not work, search Mat Clarke author YouTube.